Random Ridiculousness

1. Random: The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Angelina From Jersey Shore Is Preggers!!!!

Now this is a scary thought!!

It Have To Get My Paws On Them

Part of Christian Louboutin’s Fall 2011 collection, its all about the “Alex” pump.

Paint Can Cocktail Shaker For Only $20

http://www.mcachicagostore.org/main/item_detail.php?pid=2350&cat=6

Can You Really Be Both?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tush Bite

How Rude

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20110426/breaking/110429614 NEWS

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Pizza deliveryman robbed after car gets flat tire

Staff Report

Published: Tuesday, April 26, 2011 at 8:15 a.m.
Last Modified: Tuesday, April 26, 2011 at 8:15 a.m.

MANATEE COUNTY - Two strangers robbed a pizza deliveryman whose car had a flat tire Monday night.

Sheriff's deputies say the victim was trying to change the tire in the 800 block of Bradenton's 53rd Avenue West at about 9:30 p.m. when two men in a white truck stopped and asked if he needed help. One of the men then pushed the victim against the car, threatened him with a knife and told him to give them all of his money.

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20110426/breaking/110429614

You Want A Pair Of Earrings?

The Coolest IPhone Case (Star Wars Edition)

It makes me want an IPhone!!!

Cool Beans

These beans will cool down your scalding hot coffee to an acceptable 140° Fahrenheit and then hold it around that temperature for as long as five hours.

The creators of the product developed a substance they call "Phase Change Material" that is designed to melt and absorb excess energy until it reaches 140°F.

Once the temperature gets to that point, the material begins to release the stored energy, thus maintaining the temperature of the coffee.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/705847536/coffee-joulies-your-coffee-just-right

Silly Cartoons

I Want This House

The Cliff House, San Francisco, California, circa 1902

During the Day . . .

At Night....

http://www.cliffhouse.com/

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Beetlicious

Please see the most badass beetles ever!!

They are the gold-colored (Chrysina aurigans) and silver-colored (Chrysina limbata) beetles.

Researchers are looking to these beetles, which are found in Costa Rica, to recreate the appearance of metals. From the information they collect they might be able to produce new materials based on the natural properties found in the beetles' coloring.

Best Book EVER!!!

The best kids book I have ever seen!! This book will be published in October....and I cant wait to get my hands on a copy! I don't have kids yet, but one day when I do and those little fuckers wont go to sleep I will gladly read this lovely book to them and they will!!! :)

YES YES YES

'Jersey Shore' Producer Casting New Series in Austin

The producer of MTV's "Jersey Shore" is casting a new series called "Lost in Austin". According to the website, the show is looking for "Texans who are at least 21 years old who have moved to Austin (or want to) for the party of a lifetime!" This sounds like a lot of fun for people who frequently get kicked out of Kung Fu Saloon, eat most of their meals at Denny's, and save up money for bottle service. Oh, and college kids. The information page suggests the show will be filmed at a house 'in the heart of downtown Austin' and challenges potential cast members to ' rule the bar scene, rope in the hottest of the hot, drink anyone under the table.' Sounds like a good time, you should go audition.

Contact the author of this article or email tips@austinist.com with further questions, comments or tips.

What A Waste

An army of termites munched through 10 million rupees ($222,000) in currency notes stored in a steel chest at a bank, police in northern India said Friday.

RUDE

This One Is For J Hutts

Some dude created a sculpture of San Francisco by using 100,000 toothpicks...Holy shit-balls this guy needs to get a job!!!

Monday, April 25, 2011

Awkward Family Photos: Easter Edition

Does Anyone Want To Learn How To Do This With Me?

I totally found a website that teaches you how to fire breath...who's in??

http://www.homeofpoi.com/lessons_all/teach/Library-Fire-Breathing-Introduction-Fire-Breathing-11_52_194

Remember This Guy

Antoine Dodson Arrested for Marijuana Possession

4/23/2011 7:08 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

Antoine Dodson always preaches "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!" -- but he should be preaching "Hide ya pot!" ... because he was busted early this morning for marijuana possession.

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Dodson was popped in Alabama by Huntsville PD at around 2:30 AM. He was booked on a misdemeanor charge of possession of marijuana and released a short time after.

According to the jail's website, Dodson was hit with a few other misdemeanor charges -- two for failing to appear on a traffic charge, one for failing to have insurance and one for speeding.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/23/antoine-dodson-arrested-marijuana-possession-huntsville-alabama-police-department/

Doggie Doors Suck Balls

WIRE STORIES

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Gator wanders into Palmetto woman's bathroom

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Published: Monday, April 25, 2011 at 6:37 a.m.
Last Modified: Monday, April 25, 2011 at 6:37 a.m.

PALMETTO - A woman found an unwelcome weekend guest in her bathroom -- a 7-foot alligator.

Dunbar says she screamed and the gator hissed when she found it inside the bathroom of her home Saturday afternoon. Her boyfriend propped a small table by the bathroom to keep the gator inside until an officer from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission showed up to take him away.

Dunbar believes the gator used a doggie door on the back porch to get inside the house. Dunbar lives in Palmetto, which is south of St. Petersburg.

Spring is mating season for alligators and wildlife officials urge people to be extremely cautious, especially around water. Alexis

Gotta Love those silly Floridians...

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20110425/wire/110429684