Irene's So Cocky

These mushrooms were found Sunday morning across the street from East 2nd Street near Avenue C. 

At about 8 inches tall, spongy body, a bright red coloring with a dick head-like shape, these mushrooms do kind of resemble...Hehe....they are part of the stinkhorn mushroom family, and are toxic so don’t even think about putting one in your mouth!!!

They grew over night after Irene hit...they say that hurricanes create the perfect climate for mushrooms to grow.

Shave That Kitty

The best Schick ad I have ever seen!!! 

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Hot Diggity Dog

In NYC alone there are 26...yes I said 26, 7-Eleven's and all of them will be selling their new Hot Dog Flavored Potato Chips. 

That's correct, the franchise has just introduced their latest product, which got its flavor inspiration from 7-Eleven's own Big Bite hot dog. 

Yummy.....

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Posted at 02:54 PM ET, 08/23/2011

The best earthquake tweets

By Dylan Matthews

As you’re probably aware, D.C. was rocked by a 5.9 earthquake: just serious enough that many evacuated buildings, but not serious enough to keep people from cracking jokes about it on Twitter. Here are some of the better ones:

@pareene: “I think Chris Christie just jumped into the race.”

@robdelaney: “Did anyone I have a crush on’s husband or boyfriend die in the earthquake? DM me.”

@ModeledBehavior: “More and more scientists are questioning whether that was a real quake. It is a theory that’s out there.”

@snowed_in: “Breaking: Carole King feels the earth move under her feet.”

@chashomans: “I guess I better get an intern working on a ‘Five Things You Didn’t Know About the Mayan Serpent God’ listicle.”

@MichaelSLinden: “US Geological Survey’s budget was cut by some $20 million this year. #justsaying”

@daveweigel: “DEVELOPING: Earthquake turns Gallup offices upside down. Obama now at 62% approval”

@jdickerson: “Everyone calm down. If this is an earthquake on the east coast we’re supposed to react ironically.”

@balycooley: “I don’t want to die at a freelance job, for god’s sake.”

@pattonoswalt: “Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.”

@samfbiddle: “WAS IT PREMATURE TO DO ALL THAT LOOTING”

@politicoroger: “We wouldn’t be having earthquakes like this if Hillary were president.”

@TomFornelli: “WOLF BLITZER IS ON THE PHONE WITH THE EARTHQUAKE.”

@davidfrum: “DC public schools did not dismiss. The kids are tougher than Politico.”

And a few from us:

@ezraklein: “The Ocean’s 13 team is presumably stealing something pretty valuable right now.”

@bradplumer: “A nuclear reactor near epicenter of VA earthquake is designed to withstand a 5.9-6.1 quake: bit.ly/nVW1Tq We got 5.8”

@dylanmatt: “In retrospect, I resorted to cannibalism rather fast after the earthquake.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/top-16-earthquake-tweets/2011/08/23/gIQANgmJZJ_blog.html?wprss=ezra-klein

Get Your Carbonite Ice Cubes Here

"The Empire will compensate you if he melts"

                 Get the tray for only $9.99!!!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/e845/

Texts From Last Night

(401): I just banged your sister....

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(401): I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa.

(585): He set an alarm on my phone...

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(585): He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.

Appalling Aftermath Of The Day

The earthquake devastation in D.C. is almost too much to bear

Why Men Die Before Women

Inappropriate Christian Book Titles

Silly Kitty

Just Read The Story From The Link...That Is All

Please Click On The Link Below & Read:

AMAZING!!!!

http://shankman.com/the-best-customer-service-story-ever-told-starring-mortons-steakhouse/

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Amoebas That Will Eat Your Brain

Naegleria infection

Naegleria (nay-GLEER-e-uh) infection is a rare and usually fatal condition caused by an amoeba commonly found in freshwater lakes, rivers and hot springs. Exposure occurs during swimming or other water sports.

The amoeba — called Naegleria fowleri — travels up the nose to the brain, where it causes severe damage. Most people who have naegleria infection die within a week.

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/naegleria-infection/DS01066.html

Ahhhh....

Don't go swimming in lakes any time soon!

Your brain will be eaten.

Seriously...

JUST SAY NO!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/08/17/amoeba.kids.deaths/index.html

So Random

Who Wants To Go For A Drive?

An Apple A Day

My Fave Candy

Me So Logo

How Does This Work?

 At The Moma...

So Silly

Sweet Homemade Sweaters

Get your Sweat on in one of Joanne Conklin's homemade New Kids On The Block sweaters from the 90's.

http://www.rhythmoftheneedles.com/search/label/Knitting%20Flashback

Oh yeah, and just as a bonus, here's a Vanilla Ice sweater that she made: