Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Anti-Pickup Lines


He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.


Male: I would die for you...

Female: Prove it


He says "Where have you been all my life"

She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"


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