Anti-Pickup Lines
He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"
- Your body is like a temple.
- Sorry, there are no services today.
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