Random Ridiculousness

1. Random: The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Whores R Us

British Toys R Us manager, Paul Hopes, paid a prostitute $31,000 a week in stolen funds.

He spent a total of $6 million on call girl Dawn Dunbar because he thought that’s what she was worth.

FML...how do I get a price like that? I would totally be into him calling me whenever he wanted.

Hopes is now serving seven years in prison for theft and money laundering.

The best part is that I’m sure he’s someone's call girl now...free of charge

Source: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Toys-R-Us-Manager-Paid-Call-Girl-31000-a-Week-129788408.html#ixzz1Y1nxXBRu

Random Ridiculousness

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Whores R Us

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