Thursday, March 31, 2011

Thanks Lyss




Thats one HOT Dog!!!

Crazy Pants


Boy skis into bear den, lives to tell tale



Ollie Frisk and four of his friends were skiing in the backcountry at the Härjedalen ski resort, located in northern Sweden, at the time of the incident. Frisk unwittingly skied over the den, causing it to collapse under his weight and sending him tumbling inside. The female brown bear slumbering beneath the snow, woke up at the sound of an intruder in her home, and immediately pounced on the young man, who says he thought that he was dead for sure.

"I accepted death, that was the feeling, let it come," Frisk is quoted as saying.

But Ollie didn't die. Instead, he says, he quit struggling as he accepted the inevitability of his fate, and when he did so, the bear simply stopped attacking him. A few moments later she wandered out of the lair, where Ollie's friends made loud noises to scare her away. They then helped Frisk from the den, and back down the hill to safety.

The boy spent the night in a hospital, where he was treated for bite wounds on both legs and scratches on his back. Although he is lucky to be alive, Ollie is recovering quite nicely now and has returned home with his family.

The bear's cubs might not be so lucky however. After being scared off, the female hasn't returned to the den and the cubs have now been left alone for several days. If they aren't fed soon, wildlife officials may need to step in to save them. They're still hoping that mama will return home to her kids, but they are prepared to act if she doesn't.



It's Mercury


Tuesday morning, NASA’s Messenger spacecraft sent home the first image of Mercury ever taken from orbit around the planet.

I Am 100% Creeped Out


By Duncan Geere, Wired UK
The unprecedented flooding in Pakistan in the latter half of 2010 disrupted the lives of 20 million people, but it also affected the country’s arachnid population.
With more than a fifth of the country submerged, millions of spiders climbed into trees to escape the rising floodwaters. The water took so long to recede, the trees became covered in a cocoon ofspiderwebs. The result is an eerie, alien panorama, with any vegetation covered in a thick mass of webbing. (You can see images from the region in the gallery linked below.)
However, the unusual phenomenon may be a blessing in disguise. Britain’s department for international development reports that areas where the spiders have scaled the trees have seen far fewer malaria-spreading mosquitos than might be expected, given the prevalence of stagnant, standing water.
The agency is providing aid to the communities affected by the disaster, including safe drinking water, health care, food and shelter. To reduce the population’s long-term dependence on that aid, the government agency is now offering wheat seeds and tools to farmers, and jobs and skills training for those in rural areas. However, reconstruction in the worst-hit areas is expected to take many years.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/pakistan-tree-spiders/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wiredscience+%28Blog+-+Wired+Science%29

Way To Be Creative

Wanna Recharge





Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Fun Facts Of The Day!!

 1.) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


2.) It's impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.


3.) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



What A Pussy!!


Noisy cat hits purr-fect pitch in world record bid

Smokey the catSmokey could be named the world's loudest purrer if the record is confirmed
A cat from Northamptonshire has made an official attempt to become the world's loudest purrer.
Smokey made the record attempt in front of four independent witnesses at her owner Ruth Adams' home in Northampton.
Smokey was tested by a music expert from Northampton College who found her purr reached 73 decibels - 16 times louder than the average cat.
The evidence will now be submitted to the Guinness Book of Records for verification.
Mrs Adams said: "Guinness has very strict criteria and the college has been very helpful in supplying the specialist recording equipment needed to measure Smokey's purr and for arranging the official witnesses.

OH SHIZNIT

Who Doesn't Like Them?



Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Getting Some





The Icecreamists, a new hip restaurant in London has started serving up ice cream made from human breast milk topped with a Rusk and shot of Calpol.

The “Baby Gaga” ice cream is served out of a martini glass by a waitress who is wearing a “Baby Gaga” costume.  Liquid nitrogen is then poured into the martini glass and it is served with a rusk. FANCY....

This restaurant based in Covent Garden, London is charging up to $22 per serving. Oh Snap!!!

Victoria Hiley, 35 was one of the first to provide the first 50 servings of breast milk, however, due to high demand the company is quickly hunting for more women to provide breast milk and are splashing out up to $24 for every ten ounces pumped from their breast.....gotta get on that asap ;)


The recipe blends fresh breast milk with Madagascan vanilla topped with lemon zest which is then mixed into ice cream.

This place is pretty sweet indeed.

Check it out!!!



http://www.theicecreamists.com/

A Real Sheep Dog



A farmer in China claims that one of its sheep gave birth to a dog. It has the wool of a lamb’s, its mouth, nose, eyes, paw and tail are very dog-like. 

Hundreds of people are coming from all over to see this magical lamb-puppy!!






MTV: Sexidents, Backseat



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Sex is no accident.
Always use a condom.
Advertising Agency: Grey Worldwide, Düsseldorf, Germany
Chief Creative Officers: Andreas HenkeSacha Reeb
Creative Directors: Moritz GrubRegner Lotz
Copywriter: Janus Hansen
Art Directors: Alphons ConzenFrederico GasparianReto Oetterli
Illustrator: Gary Davidson
Art Buyer: Sabine Campe
Account Manager: Marco Köditz
Client: MTV Networks Schweiz AG



Haha...

Nice Oral


Woman Uses Sperm from Oral Sex to Impregnate Self, Gets Child Support

POPJOLLY MARCH 28, 2011 ODDSTUFFWEIRD
A bizarre one that certainly wipes the grin off any man’s face, it seems the age old joke of ‘Did she spit or swallow’ is a valid question any man would seriously want answered now.
A man has filed a lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend for abuse, pain, suffering & treachery in a bizarre case which challenged the laws governing child support in America. He filed this claim after his ex-girlfriend obtained a court order forcing him to pay child support for their two year-old daughter. The actual events actually took place in 2005 however the long running battle has brought the issue back in the spotlight.

Curiosity still remains as to how this man was ordered to pay child support when his sperm was used unknowingly. According to reports, Chicago family physician Richard O. Phillips sued his then girlfriend Sharon Irons claiming she put aside his semen after engaging in oral sex and in secret impregnated herself.
Reportedly the two were on good terms in the beginning of their relationship with the intentions of getting married in the future. However it seems the girlfriend needed solid affirmation, in which after oral sex she held the sperm in her mouth and then ended up using a test tube to inject her boyfriend’s semen inside herself.
In the end the courts ordered the man to pay about $800 a month child support in spite of his ex-girlfriends devious scheme. Nonetheless the fact still remained that he was the natural father. And suitable support for his daughter had to be made.