1.) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
2.) It's impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.
3.) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
1. Random: The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.
Thanks to this post, I no longer have a fear of flying. Thanks boo! <3
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