Random Ridiculousness

1. Random: The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Monday, March 21, 2011

All That & A Bag Of Heroin

What an unlucky biotch! During a routine strip search, authorities found:

54 bags of heroin
31 empty heroin bags
8 prescription pills
$51.22 in cash and change

In a woman's VAGINA!!!!

YES, IN HER VAGINA!!!

27 year old Karin Mackliunas was originally arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. They just happened to stumble across all of this after the fact!! This is just crazy pants....literally this woman has some crazy pants!!!

1 comment:

AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Is it routine to check in there? Gross. She is full of tricks!
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